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Breaking News: Madman Launches Deadly Massacre

November 6th 2017

 US Massacre: one of deadliest ever attacks: Perpetrator had 'Mental Health Problem'

Suspect named as at least 26 million confirmed dead and millions more injured


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A nuclear device has been exploded over Pyongyang after a 'deranged' man went mad and launched an unprovoked missile attack on the North Korean capital. 

President Donald Trump sent his condolences to the North Korean community. He said he will continue to monitor the situation from Japan, unless there was any chance a missile might be fired back at him.  

'Victims and their families were in their sacred place worshipping 'Great Rocket Man', their holy leader. We cannot put into words the pain and grief we all feel,' he said in a televised statement from Japan, urging everyone to 'stand strong, oh so strong.'

'In dark times such as these, Americans do what we do best and we pull together. We lock hands and we join arms. Through the tears and through the sadness we stand strong.'

Trump added.  'Whoever launched this attack had a 'mental health problem'

Responding to a question from the media about controlling the spread of nuclear weapons in the wake of the bombing, Trump has said the perpetrator  had a “mental health problem” and that this “isn’t a nuclear weapons situation.”

“Preliminary reports show the attack was launched by a very deranged individual who’s been having a problem for a very long time,” he said. “We have a lot of mental health problems in our country.”

Trump, an infamous draft dodger at the time of the Vietnam War, has also suffered from numerous financial bankruptcies following his inheritance of large sums of money from his father, most of which he lost.  He then became a TV game show host, best known for his catch phrase addressed to the loser: 'You're nuked!'  

 His Twitter page, which has been deleted by the FBI, reveals he had a worrying fascination with weaponry.

He'd recently shared a photo of a 'Mrs Clinton' on Twitter with the caption: 'She's a bad b***h.' and referred to a Mr Un as 'Little Rocket Man'

Robert Gates, American Defence Secretary said,  'Americans have the right to bear nuclear weapons under the Second Amendment to the Constitution.  It's what George Washington always intended.  Far from causing genocide in North Korea, nuclear arms have kept the peace and it's only because China holds nuclear weapons too that this madman got stopped after firing just a couple of missiles.'


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